“I am not a klepto!” ... Businesswoman Loni Nelson makes undercover cop John Hanes and patrol woman Shelby Bergeson run for cover even though Nelson is handcuffed to a park bench. Three loonies have escaped from the mental ward and they could be anyone, even the police or the paramedic or the male model or ....
The Philip High School one-act play "Loonies and Snatchers" will be performed for the Philip-area community on Sunday, January 13th, at 3:00 p.m. in the Fine Arts Building.
The farce begins with an undercover policeman posing as an old woman in order to catch a purse snatcher. He quickly nabs, not one, but two, suspects and handcuffs them to a park bench. Adding to the situation, three patients have escaped from the mental ward of the local hospital. Then the impersonated old lady disobeys orders and arrives at her favorite park bench to read.